Novelty ID Gift Guide: What to Give the Person Who Has Everything
Novelty ID Gift Guide: What to Give the Person Who Has Everything
We all know that person. The one who’s impossible to shop for because they already own everything, or worse, they insist they “don’t need anything.” Birthdays, holidays, Secret Santa? Pure stress.
Enter: Novelty IDs.
Ridiculous, hilarious, completely unnecessary... and unforgettable.
Whether it’s for your funniest friend, your most chaotic coworker, or that cousin who once claimed they were a “semi-professional napper,” here’s your ultimate gift guide for turning alter egos into tangible, laminated joy.
1. For the Master of Doing Nothing
Perfect for: couch potatoes, weekend warriors, or anyone who treats naps as a competitive sport. This person isn’t lazy—they’re strategic. They’ve perfected the art of restorative horizontal living and can identify the optimal blanket-to-body ratio with scientific precision. Their weekends revolve around sleep schedules, snack breaks, and “accidentally” falling asleep during movie marathons. If you ask them about productivity, they’ll tell you there’s nothing more efficient than conserving energy until necessary.
Pair it with: a fuzzy blanket, sleep mask, and a bag of “dream chips” (aka snacks they won’t share). You’re not just giving a novelty ID Order—you’re building a nap experience. Include a small “Do Not Disturb – Official Nap Research in Progress” door hanger and maybe even a neck pillow shaped like a cartoon cloud. Throw in a soothing playlist or a lavender sleep spray, and you’ve just curated the ultimate relaxation toolkit for the world’s most committed rest enthusiast. This gift combo practically tucks them in for you.
This is the perfect present for that friend who believes 2 p.m. naps should be protected under constitutional law. It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it lets them wear their lifestyle like a badge of honor—literally. Whether they’re snoozing on the couch, power napping between meetings, or just defending their right to do nothing at all, the Certified Nap Inspector ID tells the world: “I rest hard… so I can rest harder.”
2. For the Food-Obsessed
Perfect for: late-night fridge raiders, brunch lovers, and anyone who talks to their food. This is the friend who treats mealtime like a sacred ritual and has strong opinions about the correct cheese-to-chip ratio on nachos. They have snacks hidden in drawers, sauces organized like family heirlooms, and possibly a spreadsheet ranking their top 10 breakfast sandwiches. They’re not just passionate—they’re professionals in the unofficial world of comfort food consulting. When hunger strikes at 1:42 a.m., they don’t panic—they perform.
Pair it with: taco socks, hot sauce sampler, or a gift card to their favorite food truck. This combo says, “I see your snacking greatness and I support it.” Throw in a reusable burrito wrap blanket or a personalized snack tray for that touch of culinary drama. A tiny clipboard labeled “Snack Strategy Report” or a badge that reads “Taco Quality Control” can take the novelty ID from joke to full-blown lifestyle. It's the perfect blend of humor and personalization—and you know they’ll wear that ID proudly during their next fridge raid.
This gift is also ideal for the coworker who always knows when free food hits the break room or the roommate who eats cereal for dinner with unapologetic joy. It’s both a celebration and a wink of recognition. They’re not just eating—they’re curating edible experiences. They’ve elevated snacking to an art form, and now you’re giving them a title to match. With this ID, they’ll feel officially seen—and possibly even more empowered to critique the office nacho cheese policy.
Because when someone is deeply food-obsessed, it’s not just about meals—it’s about identity. Gifting them a novelty ID, Blogs like "Chief Burrito Strategist" don’t just get a laugh—it validates their true calling. Whether they’re brunching like it’s a career or ordering from three delivery apps at once, they finally have a credential to back up the chaos.
3. For the One Who Thinks They’re Not From This Planet
Gift: Undercover Alien Liaison ID
Perfect for: conspiracy theorists, sci-fi fans, or anyone who’s just a little too weird (in a good way). This is the friend who swears they’re “just observing” or insists they’ve “never really fit in with Earthlings.” They use phrases like “your human snacks” and refer to sleep as “recharging my neural core.” Whether they’re deep into alien documentaries or just delightfully eccentric, they radiate big intergalactic energy—and now, they finally have the credentials to prove it. With the Undercover Alien Liaison ID, they can officially explain their strange behavior as part of a higher mission from Planet Vibeon.
Pair it with: a tin foil hat kit, glow-in-the-dark stars, and zero-gravity candy. Add in some alien sunglasses, a field journal for “Earth observations,” or a mini ray gun keychain, and you’ve got a cosmic gift bundle that’s out of this world. For bonus fun, create a “Welcome to Earth” letter congratulating them on their assignment to observe human social gatherings. Or give them a fake interplanetary visa stamped with Earth’s weirdest customs: “Required: binge-watching cat videos, pretending emails don’t exist, and occasional dance-offs.” The goal? Help them fully commit to their extraterrestrial alter ego.
Whether they’re sneaking into Area 51 memes or genuinely convinced that pigeons are government spies, this ID taps into their love of the unknown and the unexplained. It’s a hilarious yet affectionate nod to their spacey side—reminding them that their oddness isn’t just tolerated, it’s celebrated. When they flash that laminated card at your next party, don’t be surprised if they start taking alien attendance or referring to your couch as “observation seating.” After all, they're not being weird—they're just following intergalactic protocol.
4. For the Friend Who Always Has the Aux
Gift: Earth’s Last DJ / Certified Vibe Curator
Perfect for: party starters, playlist creators, and that one person who refuses to let you skip a song. This is the friend who treats Spotify like a sacred tool and every gathering like a personal concert. They don’t just play music—they set moods, tell stories, and fix awkward silences with the perfect beat drop. Whether it’s a road trip, pre-game, picnic, or chill night in, they’re already holding the phone, queuing tracks, and saying things like, “Wait, wait—you’ve got to hear this next one.”
Pair it with: custom headphones, a retro cassette-style journal, or vinyl coasters. You could also throw in a portable speaker, a vintage mixtape hoodie, or a novelty “DJ On Duty” sign for their room. Don’t forget a small notebook labeled “Emergency Vibe Adjustments” where they can jot down future playlists. Want to go all out? Build a mini “Vibe Survival Kit” with earplugs for the haters, a fake festival wristband, and a laminated badge that says “Certified To Save Any Room.” It's equal parts funny and functional—a tribute to their unofficial title as sound architect of your social life.
This gift validates what they already know deep down: they have the power to transform an atmosphere with one tap. It’s not just about music—it’s about reading the energy of the room and knowing when to shift it. That one sad party you still remember? Yeah, it got saved by this friend’s remix of early 2000s throwbacks. They know when to build the hype, slow it down, or slide into nostalgic chaos. With the Earth’s Last DJ or Certified Vibe Curator ID, they finally get official recognition for what the group already knows—they are the keeper of the aux cord crown.
So let them wear this badge with pride at the next gathering. Whether it’s pinned to a jacket or worn like a festival pass, it says, “I came to curate the mood and save the night.” And when someone reaches for the skip button? They can flash their ID and say, with absolute authority, “Don’t touch that. I’m Certified.” Because for them, music isn’t background noise—it’s a mission.
5. For the Quirky, Quiet Genius
Gift: Emotional Support Wizard / Head of Glitter Security
Perfect for: introverts with wild imaginations, artists, or that one friend who carries crystals in their pocket.
Pair it with: glitter pens, a potion bottle water flask, or a tiny wizard robe.
6. For the Office Joker
Gift: Unqualified Life Coach / Chief Procrastination Officer
Perfect for: coworkers who live for meme humor, Zoom filters, and avoiding real work.
Pair it with: a desktop “decision spinner,” sarcasm button, or stress relief dough.
7. For the Pet Parent Extraordinaire
Gift: Pet ID – Barketing Executive / Meowgical Advisor
Perfect for: anyone who refers to their dog as their “child” or has a cat-themed mug for every day of the week.
Pair it with: matching pet-and-human ID cards, a custom collar, or a pet treat sampler.
8. For the DIY Daredevil
Gift: Bubble Wrap Engineer / Regional Duct Tape Specialist
Perfect for: home project junkies, garage tinkerers, or “I saw it on YouTube” experts.
Pair it with: duct tape art supplies, a mini tool set, or a gift card to a hardware store.
9. For the Techie Who Talks in Code
Gift: Head of Internet Affairs / Digital Overlord
Perfect for: developers, gamers, or that friend who resets your Wi-Fi router like a god.
Pair it with: LED keyboard lights, meme stickers, or a USB-powered coffee warmer.
10. For Literally Anyone Who Loves to Laugh
Gift: Custom Novelty ID of Their Alter Ego
Perfect for: every human being with a sense of humor.
Pair it with: a card that reads, “Your real job doesn’t matter—this is who you are now.”
Final Thoughts: Funny > Fancy
Forget gift cards and forgettable gadgets. A novelty ID shows that you thought about the person and made them laugh in the process. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s wildly personal.
Because when someone already has everything, the best thing you can give them…
is someone new to be.
